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Post by bedeep on Mar 9, 2016 23:10:37 GMT
They're patio umbrellas only if you want them to be. Remember, Nothing is as it seems Right. That bartender clearly is trapped in a 3D mindset. Probably those beings communicate telepathically so it just takes a bit longer to get the message tuned in.
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Post by bedeep on Mar 11, 2016 14:36:02 GMT
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:
"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.
One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"
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Post by bedeep on Mar 11, 2016 16:38:31 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2016 1:19:02 GMT
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" ha ha. very good..
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Post by bedeep on Mar 16, 2016 1:22:09 GMT
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Post by Admin on Mar 18, 2016 1:22:11 GMT
I'm thinking of writing a mystery novel called "The Case of the Hellish, Never-Ending Ascension Experience." I still haven't figured out if I'm going to have Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, Hercules Poirot, Miss Marple or Perry Mason solve it. Any suggestions?
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Post by bedeep on Mar 18, 2016 12:14:25 GMT
You need all of them.
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Post by jnewman77 on Mar 18, 2016 12:15:41 GMT
I favor Perry Mason myself. ;0
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Post by katye on Mar 18, 2016 14:00:20 GMT
Kinsey Milhone from Sue Grafton's series would put a humorous spin on this one! She has lots of mood swings, relationship problems, erratic food cravings, aches and pains she tries to ignore, sleepless nights, mental confusions about the state of her life, you name it!
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Post by bedeep on Mar 20, 2016 12:10:31 GMT
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Post by bedeep on Mar 21, 2016 0:37:37 GMT
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Post by Admin on Mar 22, 2016 22:09:21 GMT
Katye and I are working on a plan to convert Disneyland to Ascensionland. Instead of "It's a Small World After All" the song will be "It's a Tough Path After All." I'll work on the revised lyrics, and post them if I get that far with the idea. The boat will go through the tunnel past different displays showing the difficult parts of Ascension symptoms while the theme song plays. At the end of the tunnel a tsunami comes up and capsizes the boat, and none of the passengers has a life jacket. They all meditate hoping that will help them get through it. "It's a path of sorrow a path of pain with a lot of loss and very little gain."
Also, the roller coaster rides will be changed to have Ascension themes. When the roller coaster car is climbing, there will be a sign that says "Your Ascension symptoms diminished. You can resume doing some of the things you used to enjoy again." When the car goes downhill rapidly, there will be a sign saying "Symptoms got a lot worse unexpectedly. You have to sleep 12 hours a day at irregular times for the next few weeks."
The food court will have several healthy foods and supplements, and at least a dozen essential oils. All of which are guaranteed to help you with Ascension and its symptoms. If they don't, you don't get your money back.
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Post by bedeep on Mar 25, 2016 23:13:16 GMT
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Post by katye on Mar 26, 2016 11:57:15 GMT
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Post by katye on Mar 26, 2016 21:32:28 GMT
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