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Post by Admin on Aug 10, 2015 17:31:47 GMT
Hi Everyone - This may seem like an oxymoron, but I'd like it if we could share some things that help us find humor in our experiences.
My first idea is to produce "The Qi Gong Show" for TV. On each episode the contestants could show off the spiritual practices they do to help them get through Ascension. If the panelists don't like them, they hit a Qi Gong behind them to disqualify the contestant.
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Post by katye on Aug 10, 2015 23:18:40 GMT
Yes! Humor! Of course! I'm going to start paying more attention to the funny, dumb stuff that happens everyday or at least the stuff that makes me smile. I tend to be a very "serious" person and it is so true that I have lost my sense of humor the last 20 years. My dad used to tell me When I was a teenager that I had an infectious laugh and I need to get that back., no, rephrase..I want to get that back. This may be a tough one though; I'm an accountant ;-/
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Post by Miss M on Aug 11, 2015 1:00:59 GMT
My ascension humor was aired on national Tv!
I won't say what program because I'm embarrassed that I actually said it but.......... A show host needed a promo that lead into a segment with a plastic surgeon. She asked me if there was anything that I would change about the way I look. I put my hands on my stomach and said "My Buddha belly". OMG! Can't believe that came out. I've always been a bit sensitive about the extra weight that I gained during this process. Afterward, I honestly wondered if anyone on the ascension path somehow "knew" I was on the same path.
So the moral of this story is: Think before you speak. It'll be less embarrassing.
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Post by pauls on Aug 11, 2015 3:53:09 GMT
Regarding my impending ascension, one of my sons said to me: "On your way up, can you toss down the Frisbee on the roof?"
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Post by katye on Aug 12, 2015 23:06:20 GMT
So this is a long post and there was a time when I couldn't read stuff like this, when I found nothing funny about my life (before I discovered gratitude, oh yeah)but I can now and I love the suggestion of this thread that we need to see more humor, plus I love Osho.... My new focus in life(thank you, Tom) is to see and feel more humor & levity...here it is:
When one becomes enlightened, laughter is almost a natural by-product; spontaneously it comes, for the simple reason that we have been searching and searching our lives for something which was already there inside. Our whole effort was ridiculous! Our whole effort was absurd. One laughs at the great cosmic joke. One laughs at the sense of humor that God must have or the existence: that we have it with us already and we are searching for it. One laughs at one’s own ridiculous efforts, long long journeys, pilgrimages, for something which was never lost in the first place.
My own understanding is that there is nothing more valuable than laughter. Only laughter is left in you when you are total. In everything else you remain partial, even in lovemaking you remain partial. But when you have a really heartfelt belly laugh, all the parts of your being — the physiological, the psychological, the spiritual — they all vibrate in one single tune, they all vibrate in harmony. Hence, laughter relaxes. And relaxation is spiritual. Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being holier-than-thou. Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery. I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
Everybody takes themselves and others seriously. That’s the way of the ego to exist. Start being a little more playful and you will see ego evaporating. Take life non seriously, as a joke — yes, as a cosmic joke. Laugh a little more. Laughter is far more significant than prayer. Prayer may not destroy your ego; on the contrary, it may make it holy, pious, but laughter certainly destroys your ego. When you are really in a state of laughter, have you observed? …the ego disappears for a moment. You are again a child, giggling. Again you have forgotten that you are special. You are no longer serious; for a moment you have removed your fixation.
That’s why I love jokes…they are poison to your ego! You would like me to talk about serious things: astral planes and how many bodies men have, seven or nine, and how many chakras. And every day there are questions — esoteric, occult. These are the serious people. They have fallen in a wrong company! I am not serious at all. I don’t laugh with you because that is part of telling a joke: the person who tells it has to be very serious, he cannot laugh with you. All my laughter I have to do alone.
But my approach towards life is utterly non serious, playful, because in my experience this is how the ego disappears. Watch when you laugh: where is the ego? Suddenly you have melted, suddenly you are liquid, no more solid, but flowing. You are not old, experienced, knowledgeable. Listen to this joke and try to find out whether the ego remains or not.
All buddhas have laughed when they awaken. Their laughter is like a lion’s roar. They laugh, not at you, they laugh at the whole cosmic joke. They lived in a dream, in a sleep, intoxicated completely by desire, and through desire they looked at the existence. Then it was not the real existence, they projected their own sleep on it.
You are taking the whole existence as a screen, and then you project your own mind on it and you see things which are not there, and you don’t see things which are there. And the mind has explanations for everything. If you raise a doubt, the mind explains. It creates theories, philosophies, systems, just to feel comfortable, that nothing is wrong. All philosophies exist to make life convenient, so that everything looks okay, nothing is wrong — but everything is wrong while you are asleep.
Nobody lives, nobody dies. Nothingness lives, nothingness dies. You are not. Have a good laugh at this situation. You are not and you exist. You are not and you are. This is the cosmic joke.
You see a person and you smile. You smile for them. One should smile only for oneself. If others share, good. If nobody shares, good. But one should smile of one’s own accord. One should not laugh to make somebody else happy, because if you are not happy, you cannot make anybody happy. Even if you are happy, it is very difficult to make somebody else happy because it depends on that somebody else as to whether he will accept it or not. One should simply laugh of one’s own accord, and one should not wait for reasons to laugh. That too is absurd. Why wait for reasons? Life as it is should be enough of a reason to laugh. It is so absurd, it is so ridiculous. It is so beautiful…it is so wonderful. It is all sorts of things together. It is a great cosmic joke.
Osho
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Post by jnewman77 on Aug 13, 2015 12:39:52 GMT
Great post Katye! I am drawn to people with a sense of humor. My husband is very funny and makes me laugh daily. Without laughter all that's left is boredom, sorrow etc. Laughter is indeed the best medicine. It is a good reminder to laugh at the big Cosmic Joke.
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Post by starseed on Sept 1, 2015 10:09:23 GMT
When dealing with negative people:
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Post by katye on Sept 2, 2015 22:32:59 GMT
Yup! I use Tapatalk on my iPad and I can't, for the life of me, figure out how to "like" a post. So "yup" is all I've got! Maybe that's all I need
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Post by Admin on Mar 7, 2016 5:47:14 GMT
As some of you may know, Dr. Seuss had a birthday a few days ago. If he went through Ascension I'm wondering what kind of a story he'd write about it. Any ideas?
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Post by katye on Mar 7, 2016 10:11:03 GMT
Wake up in the morning, Go to sleep at night. What happens in between Can be such a fright!
Ascension is hard, Ascension is right. You can't easily Ascend And find much delight!
So let's be strong Let's do this together. Let's help each other This can't last forever!
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Post by katye on Mar 7, 2016 20:22:01 GMT
continuation of my 5 am attempt to imitate the late, great Dr Seuss...
The aches and the pains, the headaches and such, The nausea and cravings Are really too much.
It's a chore just to smile It's a chore to be nice. The symptoms we're all feeling Seem too high of a price.
It feels like we've lost every friend, foe and kin. Our lives are no longer What they once had been.
So upward and onward, through thick and through thin. We all will get through this I know we'll all win.
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Post by katye on Mar 7, 2016 22:41:26 GMT
Tom...I think you've created a monster....
The desire to sleep, The desire to rest, The desire to never, ever get dressed.
We feel like we're crazy, We feel totally nuts We feel like we're stuck In some very deep ruts.
The bloating, the tearing, The crying, the pain, The symptoms I'm feeling Are such a big strain.
We just want this to end, We just want to go home, We're tired of all these Ascension syndromes!
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Post by bedeep on Mar 9, 2016 15:32:01 GMT
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Post by bedeep on Mar 9, 2016 22:34:26 GMT
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Post by katye on Mar 9, 2016 22:44:57 GMT
They're patio umbrellas only if you want them to be. Remember, Nothing is as it seems
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